Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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