Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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