Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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