We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I just gift wrapped bread.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Randomize