Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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