U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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