i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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