Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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