So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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