new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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