he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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