.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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