i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
