walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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