My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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