if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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