I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i permit you to call me
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
farters have to be the big spoon...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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