STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Hippo gnu deer
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Randomize
