I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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