Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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