How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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