she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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