He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
should my penis look like a turkey
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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