Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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