oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
This is my gift to your gina
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
