No, you can still breathe under the balls.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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