end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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