She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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