Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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