woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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