you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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