"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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