who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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