it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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