I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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