considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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