Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson

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(210): View more from Texas

I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.

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(586): View more from Michigan

it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special

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(248): View more from Michigan

We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.

(440): View more from Ohio

I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.

(248): View more from Michigan

Playoffs. This shit is serious.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.

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(917): View more from New York City

and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell

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(248): View more from Michigan

Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius

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