All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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