What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm going to jail i love you
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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