Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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