Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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