quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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