That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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