He is such a slut. More and more my type.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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