Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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