New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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