Kiss
Puke
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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