please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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