Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
