Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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