Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Randomize
