Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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