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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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