Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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