You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
