I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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