Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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