Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Randomize
